The cross-cutting synergy inducing sectoral jarg'o meter

When you don't have anything to say, put a lot of words to hide it. A turd looks nicer when gold coated and so many european projects, committees and public affairs seems to have so little meaningful material they think they need to fill their pages with weasel words. You know, the ones about leveraging european stakeholders bla innovative bla encompassing bla future-proof bla inclusive bla forward thinking goal oriented whatever.

However, they aren't that many hours of office boredom you need to fill, and when you are looking for inspiration for the most boring pages you can't only rely on tweets from twats. You need a scientifically benchmarked tool that let you go directly to the worst offenders. Search no more, you found this place.

These are the most jargon loaded pages that we could find. You can test your own creation, or submit some gem you stumbled upon.

Methodology

Each jargon word or expression (stakeholder, synergy, inclusive, determinant, improved, enhanced...) gives the page one point. The more words, the higher the score. We thought about dividing it by the number of words in total, but it would have penalised shorter texts, and albeit length doesn't matter, a long boring text deserves a higher score than a short boring one.